Heading Towards a New Life Mum, how much longer are we going to stay stuck in this backwater? Were not just in the countryside, were in...
The Heist of the Century I just want blokes to chase after me and cry because they cant catch up! Lydia declared grandly, reading her wish...
Claire hurried home, arms aching under the weight of several hefty shopping bags. Her mind whirred with to-do lists: dinner to cook, two sons to feed,...
Youre a disgrace, an ungrateful wretch! screeched Margaret as she hurled insults at her daughter Alice, wherever she could see her. Alices rounded belly did nothing...
I was washing the dishes in our small London flat one evening when Sarah walked into the kitchen. Before she entered, she flicked off the main...
Hes licking himself again! Richard, will you get him off! Jane shot a frustrated glare at Bertie, who was bounding about her feet, tail wagging and...
The Son Isnt Ready to Become a Father… Slattern! Ungrateful pig! Patricia shrieked at her daughter Natalie, throwing insults with the accuracy of a professional darts...
You would not believe the morning I had it was like something out of a sitcom, only much less funny when youre living it. So, its...
WHY ON EARTH DID YOU SAVE HIM? HES PRACTICALLY A VEGETABLE! YOULL BE EMPTYING BEDPANS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, AND IM YOUNGI NEED A...
STRANGE NEIGHBOURS Flat 222 at number 8, Wren Street, had new neighbours move in. They were a married couple, about 50 if not a shade more,...